Over Thanksgiving, I became acquainted with this lovely device. I know, I know, I'm late to the party. But, ok, it IS awesome— it slices, it dices, and all of that. This baby churned out apples for two overstuffed pies in just a couple minutes. The best thing of all? The little lever-operated suction cup that affixes it to the counter. More things should have lever-operated suction cups!